Dingle Doodoo
considerably larger than it’s counterpart, the ‘dingle berry’, the dingle doodoo is a t-rd that refuses to drop into the toilet and would rather stay in your -sshole. quite often this unusual phenomenon is caused the drinking too much coffee. treatment for this condition generally does not require any invasive procedures such as surgery. it can usually be extracted by using and entire roll of toilet paper, flushing five times, and taking a hot shower while using generous amounts of antibacterial soap to the rectal region.
“i’m sorry i’m two hours late for work but i had to extract a dingle doodoo.”
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