dingle nuts


though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, dingle nuts is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened b-lls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scr-t-m hairs.

pretty nasty, eh?
hey! watch what you’re doin’! dingle nuts…
when someone acts immature in a serious conversation. also dinglenuts can be used to describe an individual who manages to screw everything else up for the rest of us.
conversation: that austin is such a jerk during physics, he is such a dinglenuts.

physical example: that dinglenuts opened up the side of the plane and decompressed the cabin.
an adjective used to describe a peron whose actions are silly, this term is in no way to be used as an insult, but in the spirit of playfulness. (not to be confused with the ud definition of dinglenuts.)
he is so silly! what a dinglenut!
j-zz crusted clumps stuck in -ss hair from -n-l s-x
“these dingle nuts in my -ss hair are killin’ me! seacrest out!” -ryan seacrest

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