Dingle Shrapnel
a showering of “dingle shrapnel” is caused by spraying one’s sweaty taint and -ss with a can of computer duster.
after a long round of golf on a hot day, jimmy decided to skip a shower and cool down by spraying a can of computer duster from his b-lls to his taint. the dingle shrapnel was shooting everywhere and we couldn’t believe how they stuck to the walls.
Read Also:
- Directions
what real mean don’t ask for. dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn’t ask for directions like some p-ssy. a command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. mainly there to protect the stupid. directions for dial soap: use like regular soap. directions for hair dryer: do not […]
- dirty britney
the s-xual act of shaving your partners head whilst receiving aggressive f-ll-t– and then finishing off by depositing a significant load onto said partner’s freshly bald head. it is important to remember that it only qualifies as a dirty britney if the shaving and the bl-wj-b occur simultaneously and the event is completed with a […]
- Dirty Cheesehead
the look of a p-n-s after having s-x with a girl with a yeast infection it was valentines day, so i knew i had to, but i really didn’t care for the dirty cheesehead afterwards
- Dirty Paschall
the art of shoving items in ones own r-ct-m and bragging about doing so in vast detail. mostly reffering to paistries and other once edible items but not confined to such objects. i’d offer you a doughnut but i dirty paschalled it last night with a little grape jelly and some….
- dirty popsikle
a popsikle that was so conveiniently dropped on the ground, and picked up n eaten by any1 ranging from a hooker 2 ur evryday trailer park attendee “rachel is such a dirty popsikle!!!!!!”