Dingleberry El Grande


when a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. as the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the o-ring swells up like a female baboon.
the record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

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