Dingledreads


when a guy c-ms in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. when she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried s-m-n in her hair.

this can also happen if she does not realize the j-zz has gotten in her hair in the first place.
“thank g-d i had a hat in my car, i totally forgot billy blew a huge load in my hair and i have a mad case of dingledreads!”

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