Dingleoofus


a combination between the shortened version of dingleberry
and a doofus.

a dingleberry being the small p–plets left on and around your b-tt after a sub-par wipe.
a doofus being a not very smart person.

therefor a dingleoofus is a small dumb p–plet
guy 1: “did you hear about when john ran into the door?”
girl 1: “yeah, he’s such a d-mn dingleoofus.”

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