when a dog sneezes, farts, coughs, or rolls a round, shakes his face off, and then sneezes a bunch. also, when any canines of any sort jump into a pool or a medium sized body of water and start to paddle to land, and spray everyone by shaking their fur.
my dog just dingoshlooped all over everyone, now we’re all wet!
did your dog just dingoshloop? oh my god, that’s adorable!
to use twitter in order to aira grievance in a childish way jesus christ. now trump is p*ssytweeting about the cast of hamilton. maybe if we #p*ssytweet every time he p*ssytweets, he’ll grow the f*ck up and act like he’s the president!
- uberty duberty
when something is amazingly awesome. that car ride was uberty duberty.
- out of body experience
an out-of-body experience (obe or sometimes oobe) is an experience that typically involves a feeling of floating outside one’s body and, in some cases, the feeling of perceiving one’s physical body as if from a place outside one’s body (autoscopy). a out of body experience is a person who is dead or going to die
a person known for being slow, who is alergic to life and is an obvious virgin stop being a twiggmeister, you won’t have an alergic reaction