dink dirt


d-nk dirt is the acc-mulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else’s) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans p-n-s or under the foreskin if he doesn’t clean properly after s-xual contact.
mike: “f-ck man, i went down on watson last night, and he had some serious d-nk dirt going on!”

jeff: “dude, that is f-cking disgusting…. watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine.”

mike: “well he doesn’t! i have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! i can’t keep seeing him anymore, i’m just so grossed out.”

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