Dinkle melon
a huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone’s -ss after wiping. usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. d-nkle melons are much larger than d-nkleberries.
julie was disgusted to have found a d-nkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of marc’s -ss when he got into the shower.
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