Dinkle Quotes
d-nkle quotes are random facts about d-nkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. d-nkle quotes first appeared at crunchy’s, a bar near michigan state univeristy’s campus, in late 2007. random facts can include comments about d-nkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.
d-nkle quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in london, england.
although few know the true ident-ty of d-nkleman, d-nkle quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
d-nkle quotes:
“d-nkleman has five o’ clock shadow on his d-ck”
“d-nkleman has 17 wives… that he knows of”
“d-nkleman’s d-ck has shaken abe lincoln’s hand”
“d-nkleman 27 kids all named george foreman d-nkleman”
“d-nkleman was the inspiration for the chia pet. d-d-d-d-d-nkleman!”
“d-nkleman has an evil twin named jerry”
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