Dinkle


a small p-n-s, especially on a male who is past p-b-rty. another term for weenie.
bob’s 8 inch p-n-s is a schl-ng/johnson.
larry’s 7 inch p-n-s is a c-ck.
joe’s 6 inch p-n-s is a d-ck.
bob’s 5 inch p-n-s is a d-nkle.
chris’ 4 inch p-n-s is a d-nklet.
8 more definitions
a p-n-s. a ‘cuter’ variation of the word.

this word has been receiving publicity from the big brother’s big mouth tv show (uk) by the presenter russell brand, ex c-ke addict.
ninia benjamins views on big brother are so outdated that i went into the old testiment, went and found david and goliath, stood infront of goliath’s army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my d-nkle and said, “lads! pick on someone your own size!” it got stoned to death. this big brother’s big mouth!
a brand of shoes used in marching band.
“my d-nkles are really starting to rub and give me blisters.” or “my new d-nkles got scuffed.”
a way of saying someone is stupid for saying something that you obviously knew.
teacher: “what is 2+2?”
student 1: “8!”
teacher: “no, sorry it is 4”
student 2: “yeah you d-nkle!!!”
a p-n-s. a ‘cuter’ variation of the word.

this word has been receiving publicity from the big brother’s big mouth tv show (uk) by the presenter russell brand, ex c-ke addict.
ninia benjamins views on big brother are so outdated that i went into the old testiment, went and found david and goliath, stood infront of goliath’s army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my d-nkle and said, “lads! pick on someone your own size!” it got stoned to death. this big brother’s big mouth!
d-nkle:
din.kle

1. the brand of marching shoes used by blooomsburg marching band.
– two different kinds used:
1. glide (worn by “playing” members (people with intstraments))
2. stinger (worn by guard (flags and majorettes))

usually comming in black only, jane (wife of b. bercher (the band director/teacher) and flagget coach) has decided this year, because of the guard coustumes (which consist of red pants, wacked out shirts, neon red wigs, and eye make-up) that the guard should get red d-nkles.

even though, last year, we had blue pants and she didnt make us get blue d-nkles.

“this has been brought to you by the letters w, t, and f”
1. “don’t forget your d-nkle order forms are due on the 28th!!”

2. “why are the playing members d-nkles mreo comfortable then the guards?”

3. “i’ll tell you why… because playing members have to march!!… o wait, sorry, my bad, so does the guard!!”
a stupid person. also see d-nk
my god, you d-nk! how fricken dumb do you get?

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