dinklesmith
other wise known as the maker of d-nkle’s…it’s a person who goes into the restroom and yanks it while taking a dump. the resulting slosh in the toilet is known as a d-nkle.
“dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“uhhhh.”
“dude, don’t be such a d-nklesmith!”
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