dinky-dot
d-nky-dot is a symptom of testicular cancer (cancer on your nuts)
it often makes you feel like chopping your b-lls off with a watermelon knife and marinating it with hot sauce and oregano.
to know if you have d-nky-dot, all you have to do is squeeze your b-lls and see if it quacks like a duck ; if it does then you have d-nky-dot.
last night i got d-nky-dot on my nut sac and i ate marinated t-st-cl-s for dinner.
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