Dinner Punishments
when you eat food that tastes bad for your stomach and throw up or bin the food in general and then you are told to do the washing up for the dishes used to make the terrible food.
person 1: – well i’m tired from spending ages on making that food.
person 2: – {sees the shopping quick dinner box on counter} i thought it tasted terrible.
person 1: – well, you know how i did the cooking?
person 2: – {continues to throw up}
person 1: – you can do the washing up.
person 2: – fine {rolls eyes and thinks -dinner punishments-}
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