Dioxide
person who can’t drive, but thinks he can. he often boasts about his incredible driving skills (to people on the internet), then does something stupid like drifts his car into a telegraph pole (with all his mates in the car, no less).
“man, that guy drives a sh-tbox and thinks it’s the hottest thing on four wheels. he can’t drive for sh-t, has numerous infringements, and thinks he’s a champion drifter. he’s such a dioxide.”
v. dioxided, dioxiding
1.to show off with no skill
2.to unsuccessfully perform a dangerous vehicle manouver in public
3.to boast about nonexistant driving skills
he dioxided and collided into the underground bondage bar;
john was dioxiding when his car was impounded;
larry is such a dioxide.
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