Dip Jock


a highschool student, usually in football, who dips during cl-ss, and believes it to be cool. scientists have concluded that the cause of this is pure ignorance and the immediate castration of their units is required by law.
chase: (pulls out can of dip) i am cool!
zane: i am too, can i have some?
chase: sure

eristeo: had me those garden shears, i have spotted some dip jocks.
ben: okay, but don’t get them all bl–dy, i just bought a new pair.

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