Dip N’ Deuce
a procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. a student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a dip n’ deuce. the student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. when the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.
person 1: dude i’m feining for some dip, i’m gonna pack a lip in the hallway.
person 2: good luck. i had a rightous dip n’ deuce last cl-ss.
person 1: oh you’re so lucky. my teacher is a b-tch and won’t let me go to the bathroom.
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