Dipping Sonar
whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the t-rd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. this is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of guinness. an important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the t-rd to continue and reach maximum length. the cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
this act resembles the use of a dipping sonar array employed by naval anti submarine helicopters.
dave, loc and adrian smashed a german pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. the next morning, in the hilton hotel room, loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a dipping sonar, adrian asked if the cable was within limits!
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