Dipsturbate


to throw in a chawski (chewing tobaccy), and proceed to m-st-rb-t-. not into dry d-gg-n it? drop a lil’ chaw spit down there for some lube.
aw man i had a nice dipsturbate sesh and got some chew in my urethra! i spent all night in the er but i got one h-ll of a head rush 🙂

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