Direct Deposit
a direct deposit is made when raw d-gg-n it with a chick and you don’t pull out.
douchec-nt #1: hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
douchec-nt #2: nah man, i had to raw dog it.
douchec-nt #1: ahhh.. sick.
douchec-nt #2: and i gave her a direct deposit!
douchec-nt #1: she’ll be seeing you in 9 months.
right before -j-c-l-t–n, shoving ones p-n-s down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.
she said that she didn’t like the taste so i gave her a direct deposit.
(noun): to m-st-rb-t- whilst standing on one’s head, then upon the point of -rg-sm, shooting one’s -j-c-l-t- into one’s own mouth.
his shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the direct deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
when someone is p-ssed out, you drop your pants, place your sphincter directly on their nostrils, and let loose with an offensive wind storm.
“danny p-ssed out on the couch after a few too many, and i dropped my dockers to give him a direct deposit…he barfed all over my nuts.”
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