direct wet willie
in the same family as a “wet willie”, but instead of licking one’s finger and penetrating another’s ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another’s ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
donna: he thought he was being s-xy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
kimmy: ew, so sloppy
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