Directed Suicide
a ridiculously awesome freshman-year program in dwm studies at yale. officially known as directed studies. every week is essay week. except especially awesome ones.
there are three cl-sses: history/political thought, philosophy, and literature; they meet three times a week, with one lecture and two discussion sections each.
everybody in ds hates ds, but after it’s over they love it.
directed suicide demonstrates s-xiness with dangerous style!
you: wanna go to the dance on thursday?
me: b-tch please, i’m in ds!
me: man, now that i’m a senior i’m so glad i took ds.
you: ….
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