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someone you don’t want to f-ck with. they are hardcore one direction fans. they are the deadliest fandoms of all and are the best at hacking and leaking songs/alb-ms/pictures/videos.
“did you see his new tattoo!!?”

“asdfgifafi they’re so perfect!!”

“i’m a directioner.”

“best people you will ever meet.”
someone who stands by the band one direction no matter what. who would be there to support the boys 100%. whether it’s acting, singing, dancing, anything… they’ll be there for it all. even when the band grows up and goes on with their lives, these girls that call themselves “directioners” will never forget the happiness and the joy that harry styles, niall horan, liam payne, louis tomlinson, and zayn malik brought to them for so many years!
“directioners have to stick together!”
“they call us.. directioners.”
a psychotic barbarian who is obsessed with the boy band, one direction. they are the deadliest of all fandoms. they are rude and crazy, hating on girls who meet 1d and not letting new fans into their “fandom” (as it’s very exclusive apparently). the only way you can be considered a directioner is if you have watched one direction since x factor and know every single little inside joke there is to know. once you have that down, there is a rule book. yes, they are so crazy that to be in their fandom, you must follow the rule book. break one of the rules, and you will be considered a “directionator”. once you have been labeled that, they will call you stupid and say things like “oh, you must be new here”, or “omg how dare you say niall is the ugly one.”

directioners all have tumblrs and no social life. they spend hours reblogging pictures of 1d and making gifs of the same stuff over and over. they say things like,”i would love to break tables with zayn” or “omg my ovaries just exploded.” they also think that jokes from 2 years ago are still funny. i.e. carrots, spoons, and p-ssy. directioners are robots who think that one direction have no flaws and in their eyes are “absolutely perfect”. if you just started to like one direction after their first single came out, then you are not a proper directioner.
“omg i bawled my eyes out after i found out what moments was really about!!”

“omg zayn’s new haircut… r.i.p. ovaries.”

“we can’t use spoons. we love nandos.”

“omg louis was so funny at that part! oh, and this part! and that!”

“i know exactly where the boys will be tomorrow. i’m going to go wait there for hours just so i can meet them!”

“directioners know they are all gay for each other!!”
-a fan of the huge boy band one direction.

-if you are a directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.

-directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.
directioner’s ftw!
someone who is not a directionator. a directioner is someone who is a dedicated fan for life of a band called one direction. a directioner knows more about the one direction boys then they know about themselves.
a- this month is louis tomlinson’s birthday. its the 24th of december! maybe i will mail him carrots!

b- you must be a directioner.
if you’re a directioner, you’re probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.

seriously, directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people’s b-ms on wednesday.
we eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. eat carrots every chance we get. remember that.
we do not like spoons, but love to empty the fridge.
cats (p-ssy’s) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say vas happening?!
our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
the big bad wolf is our friday evening anthem. (if you don’t know, you never will)
basically.
horan the world?!
curls.
see, those directioners are awesome
a directioner is a person that is not only obsessed, but dedicated to one direction, which are the five most perfect and beautiful boys in the world. a directioner doesn’t have to be someone who’s been there from the start, but someone who will be there for these 5 boys till the end. someone who won’t leave the fandom after 6 months. a directioner knows and loves absolutely everything about these boys. a directioner always respects the boys’ girlfriends, the changes they make to their bodies and any other faults they have. a directioner will stand by these boys and defend them no matter what, through thick and thin. a directioner is the type of person who might not have the best singing voice but will still belt out the boys’ songs as loud as they can without a care in the world.

a directioner will always remember july 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created
directioner: how many r’s? omg omg it’s a new pic of zayn! omg i’m totally gonna reblog this photo of liam. omg i’m gonna curl my hair because harry’s hair is curly. -on the computer typing- omg one direction ubygeyifghlghno;dgb
we’re sorry that people are so jealous of us… but we can’t help it that we’re so popular.
why are directioners popular?
they can’t help it.

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