directumory
list of names and phone numbers from which one makes booty calls. in higher circles this list is probably considered one’s “little black book”. listing may be of heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual potential partners but the term intones potential for -n-l s-x.
nadia broke up with me so tonight i guess i will start dialing for dollars from my dir-ct-mory.
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