Direwolf
large and intelligent form of wolf from the song of ice and fire series by george r.r. martin, found beyond the wall north of winterfell, and kept as pets by the children of lord eddard stark, warden of the north and lord of winterfell.
the direwolf’s m-ssive size pannicked the horses into a stampede.
an extinct species of large wolves that lived during the ice age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. while puma covers the age range of late ’20s to early ’30s, cougar for late ’30s and early ’40s, and arctic fox for post-menopause, dire wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.
there’s a dire wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she’ll buy me some drinks with her social security money.
i hooked up with a dire wolf last night, and i think i broke her hip.
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