Dirk Kyte


bursting for a sh-te, needing a sh-t, wanting to drop your load or do a cr-p, sh-t like the liverpool and netherlands footballer, dirk kuyt.
“f-ck me tom, i’ve just had a madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a porsche i need a dirk kyte already!” – dazzy def

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