dirt clam


when a glob of -j-c-l-t- lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
‘hey bro-ham, let’s go shoot some dirt clams!’

‘let’s do this!

‘-splurch-‘
‘-shplerch-‘
‘mine went 2″ farther than yours. you owe me a drink dude. ‘

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