dirt farmer


an unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.
while the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

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prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in north america was mainly dirt farming.
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s-xual position where the man is t-tty f-cking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the t-ts for lubrication

-girl having digger in optional
dude i can’t believe i did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch
poor white trash that lives outside city limits to avoid city taxes because who needs to cr-p in a toilet? dirt farmers don’t do any work, but still manage to be dirty. they usually live in trailers, sometimes in multiple trailers pushed close together. they are dirty and appear agricultural, but they are only growing dirt. producing children for welfare checks is their main income. they like to put up satellite dishes and their broken down cars multiply as quickly as they do.
that dirt farmer is complaining about paying his taxes again.
literally meaning “a person who farms in the soil”, dirt farmer is slowly being popularized as the new “thing to say”
and can be used as a term similar to the word “sic”. it can be used both positively or negatively.
(n)don’t spin that wheel too fast, dirt farmer!

(v) dirt farm or die!

(n)that test was total dirt farmage!

(n descripive) quit being such a dirt farmer!
one who likes -n-l s-x raw and unprotected and brags about it.
he was digging deep in her back door, what a dirt farmer! he took that girl dirt farming in her back door.
a little known phrase for a h-m-s-xual person
take a look at that dirt farmer.
one who places the p-n-s in another’s dirty -n-s (dirt farm)
he’s definately a dirt farmer

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