dirt piñata
when you’re hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. you tap it few times to say, “let me in!”, and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.
i went to stuff it in steph’s -ss last night but instead i got the dirt piñata.
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