DIRT TRIM
a(dirt trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male’s p-n-s of acc-mulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the sm-gm- and other fetid materials such as dead skin – dead -j-c-l-t- – old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the p-n-s normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of tr-mm-ng scissor’s may be used to delicately cut loose the b-ms mess around the rim of the p-n-s helmet or cap prior to having s-x with the unsuspecting victim after the (dirt trim) is completed.
posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty b-m pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor’s and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (dirt trim).
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