dirtbiking


the placement of one’s face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a person’s b-ttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion, accompanied with an extreme exhale, resulting in the sound of a two wheeled motorized vehicle. see motorboating.
so it turns out, sh-t faced and dirtbiking are the same thing. heeheehee

is that sh-t on your lips or are you just happy to see me?

i’ve been dirtbiking so long, even cookie monster won’t eat my chocolate chips.
the act of sh-tting oneself whilst wearing tight biker leathers or racing suit.
‘i almost crashed my road-bike yesterday, and ended up dirtbiking’.
when you stick your arms out in front of you as if you were dirtbiking, then pretend to ride a dirtbike by running around and making loud and obnoxious dirtbike sounds at the top of your lungs in a public area. may be accompanied by dirtbike gear. usually, a bout of dirt biking is accompanied by wipe-outs, where you do a spectacular crash and make sputtering sounds. afterwards, you can pick up the bike and do a sweet wheelie to get out of there.
guy 1: man, did you see that plank i did?

guy 2: planking? everyone knows dirt biking is where it’s at!

guy 3: ya, i just went dirt biking in wal-mart!
when one person lets there -sshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has b-tt s-x with them (usually done messy)!
1) dirt biki- my -ss feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when i get dirt biked!

2) dirt biker- man i can’t wait to go dirt biking tonight.

(friend) -wow, thats pretty sick.
dirtbiking, to oversteer and slip from the wet stuff, down the dirt track, be sure to put on a helmet, the terrain is rough and tough.
man i went dirtbikin last night, dam that track was tight.
solihull girls love dirtbiking
verb when a male rubs his d-ck on a girls -ss while she proceeds to have diarrhea.
betty and i were dirt biking so hard last night that the dirt splattered everywhere!
a secret code-word for h-m- activities between childhood buddies.
“remember when we used to go dirtbiking together all the time?”
” that was fun. we should go dirtbiking again like we did when we were kids.”

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