dirtcat
(noun)-the s-xual act of dipping your d-ck into a snack pack of chocolate pudding, unbenounced to the girl, then inserting your weiner into her v-g-n-.
girl 1- last night carl pulled a fast one, told me my mom died right before he put his weiner in me. in my confusion, he popped open a snack pack and gave me a dirtcat.
girl 2- you sailor, you!
nickname for kevin federline.
kevin federline is a dirt cat.
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