dirty afghani
when you are f-cking a girl in the -ss just after she’s had a poo and afterwards you take your d-ck covered in p–p and give the girl a “p–p unibrow”.
i was f-cking a girl in the -ss, right. she must have had the biggest sh-t ever just before we did it and she didn’t tell me. to get that sloot back i gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.
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