Dirty Aguilera


when you take your finger and stick it in your partners -ss-crack and then draw out a tribal tattoo on the lower back (b-tt antlers, tramp stamp) with the same -dirty- finger.
i was so mad at my mom last night when she p-ssed out face down from drinking i gave her a dirty aguilera.

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