dirty alan


a guy who says he’s bi but actually he prefers to finger his own b-tthole every night. he doesn’t like men or women, just himself. he will hit on people to get them to finger his b-tthole and then dump them.
bob: who’s that guy?
jerry: oh that’s dirty alan, don’t let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his b-tthole!

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