Dirty apple
the act of shoving a red delicious apple into an -n-s and then eating it. slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.
“hey bram, what are you doing after the one direction concert?”
“i’m not sure, david. i actually might dirty apple ashley.”
“wow bram! i thought you two were just talking.”
“i know, david. i think she might be the one for me.”
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