while your wife/girlfriend is taking a cr*p, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.
i got a dirty aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower
an act of great surprise or astonishment caused directly or indirectly by john cena example 1: cena fan #1: hey, did you see john cena at last night’s wrestlemania? cena fan #2: oh yeah, his att*tude adjuster was totally cenamazing! example 2: the cenamazing rko inspired by john cena only made jimmy’s dad more disappointed […]
a v*g*n* that is magical she has the most unbelievable snagic. last night was snagical.
- crack pot jack
a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge. steve – “did you see micheal the other night” jordan – ” yes i did” steve – ” he totally did […]
- cotton ball diet
a dangerous “diet” where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories. person 1: why’s she in the hospital? person 2: she tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they […]