Dirty Avalanche
while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you c-m, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.
i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.
when a man lays on his back, with legs thrown over his head and m-st-rb-t-s, finally attempting to -j-c-l-t- into his own mouth.
i got home early yesterday to find my roommate head over heals in the living room giving himself a dirty avalanche
when f-ckin a b-tch outside in the winter ya slip your w-ng out her tw-t, dip it in the snow, then surprise her by putting it back in her -ss.
steve: “hey i gave my b-tch the dirty avalanche”
joe: “you put it in her -ss with some snow on your c-ck”?
steve: “h-ll ya.b-tch is a dirty sl-t”
when you sh-t on a albino persons head! then watch the sh-t roll down thier face
person1: tina loves when i dirty avalanched her!
person2: i love doing that to my girl as well!!
get 50 of your best mates and one guy/girl and some stairs, now get all of the guys to j-zz on that one lucky guy/girl. making them dirty and white
then push the (now dirty and white guy/girl) down the stairs, therefore creating an avalanche
a very dirty one at that
guy one:h-ll mayyyn, that is one durrrty sket
guy two: i know mayyyn, you know, we should give her a dirty avalanche
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