Dirty Balloon


when a bro j-zzes all over his ladie’s giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons
bro 1: why is jana so sad?
bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
bro 1: hahaha

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