dirty banjo
another term for a woman’s naughty bits.
when she whipped down that g-string and showed me her dirty banjo, i forgot what i was talking about.
another term for the v-g-n-, cooter, coochie, taco, fernooter, p-ssy, va-jay-jay, or punani.
i got her in bed and decided she was too nasty to go down on her dirty banjo.
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- dirty emerald
when doing your partner you give her a “ghost nut”(spitting on her back,)c-m in your hand and when she turns to look at you, bam kick it up a notch in her face.
- Dirty man's lurch
refers to the staggering walk of a man after he has been kicked in the b-lls immediately following an unsolicited s-xual innuendo. used in a sentence – “that gross bartender just asked me how i like my eggs in the morning, fertilized? so i gave him a dirty man’s lurch!”
- Dirty Microwave
when you have s-x with a girl for 1 minute and when you pull out the middle of your p-n-s is cold and the surrounding area is burning lava hot “man last night i dirty microwaved my girlfriend and she ended up burning her tongue”
- dirty moffatt
when a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a d-ld-, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his -ss while masterbating. after coming, the man pulls out the d-ld-, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache. bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday. when a […]