Dirty Bertha
when a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce “b–b schmega” and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.
when i commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-but i f-cked her anyway!
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