Dirty Bristow Lager Top
the act of having a dirty bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: carlsberg.
dubs enjoyed his dirty bristow lager top, especially as baz had bought the pint of carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.
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