Dirty Broccoli
while f-cking a girl doggy style or from behind, you take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her -ss with the flower sticking out. when you j-zz you j-zz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her -ss.
omg dude i cant believe jim gave me a dirty broccoli.
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