Dirty Carl


the act of one taking a sh-t in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face
larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess
when a male inserts his p-n-s into a girls -ss, while m-ssaging her br–sts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.
“last night my boo and me did the dirty carl position and i can still feel all his body parts inside me!”
when you use a post–n-l, s-m-n filled condom to slap your spurned lover in the face.
geoff – “man last night i had some really filth -n-l, so afterwards i gave her the old dirty carl to teach some respect”

ricardo – “b-tch please!!”

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