dirty catch
(dir-tee katch) n. having your pee test at the methadone clinic come back with narcotics in it resulting in a reduction of one’s take home doses
sue: “for f-ck sake maryann. i thought that you gave me a clean catch in that last elmer’s glue bottle.”
maryann: “sh-t sue! i’m sorry. what happened?”
sue: “that b-tch at the clinic said i had a dirty catch. now they are gonna cut back on my take home doses.”
maryann: “well, you are the one who wanted to get high with me, remember?”
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