Dirty Cell Phone
when doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her -sshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling”can you hear me now?”
my girlfriend wasn’t getting off ,so i pulled the dirty cell phone on her cause i was getting p-ssed!!
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