Dirty Christina
when your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you -ss while you’re sleeping and gives you a mustache with it… payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!
woke up in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my -ss, didn’t know till morning when i went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty christina…
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