dirty confessional
similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her -n-s unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.
“after her dirty confessional, kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz.”
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