Dirty Costanza
the act of leaving an ‘after hours’ log of greatness in the office sh-tter for the cleaning lady to find.
rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like george costanza), i left her a dirty costanza in the office toilet.
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when you ditch the fat girl to have s-x with her slightly less fat friend! dude, so i went to that girls house last night and there was nothing but thick crust all around, but don’t worry i totally found one that was not as fat and dirty haisell’d her!
- dirty hippie
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- Dirty Maria Sanchez
a.) when a woman m-st-rb-t-s during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip. b.) a female inserts her fingers into her v-g-n- during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip. did you hear… jessica gave john a […]
- Dirty Python
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- dirty quinn
the act of breathing in a qweef and making out with someone while the qweef is in your mouth. also used to describe popping a small candy in a urethra and eating it out. me and margot did a dirty quinn last night, it was awesome.