Dirty “D” Alvarado


the act of having -n-l s-x with your partner(male or female/trans-s-xual/she-male/it) and right before you -j-c-l-t- you pull out intending to shoot your load in your partner’s face but instead you embarr-ssingly f-ck up and while under pressure shoot it wide left!!!
gilbert vs. rutgers, gilbert’s 07/08 season for the usf bulls.

last night i was doing -n-l for the first time and pulled a dirty “d” alvarado pie…three times.

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